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  1. Cosmo Challenge: Slip a doughnut around his penis, and slowly eat it off.

    Let me preface this by saying that D. does not have a small package. On a scale of one to porn star, I’d rate him about a seven. I only share this because I don’t want you getting the wrong impression when I tell you what I’m about to tell you.

    I used a “donette”. In case you’re not familiar with doughnut varieties, this is a miniature doughnut, about one-quarter the size of regular ones, and is usually sold in grocery stores or 24-hour stores and comes in a pack of five or so. In other words, this is not the doughnut that Cosmo had in mind. But I was determined to do this challenge first (basically I was just really craving a doughnut and I figured the calories didn’t count if it was for “work”) and those were the only kind I could find.

    While D. and I got ready for bed, I informed him very matter-of-factly, “I’m going to slip a doughnut around your penis and eat it off.” Since he’s seen the list of 31 challenges, he had been prepared. He was not prepared for the donettes, though.

    “Uh, that’s not going to fit around me,” he said.

    “We’ll make it work,” I responded.

    I pushed him down onto the bed, grabbed a donette from the package (which I had slyly hid on my night table), pulled down his boxers, and…placed the donette on the tip of his hard penis. (Who knew you just have to mention oral sex and doughnuts to get a guy revved up in no time?) I don’t know how to describe it besides that it looked like a little hat. And really, nothing’s sexier than a peen with a beret on, right?

    I broke the donette in half and holding it around the base of the penis. I alternated licking the dessert and D. Then I took a bite of the doughnut and D.’s whole body went tense. Had the doughnut been bigger, I think he would have felt more comfortable, but he didn’t seem to enjoy seeing my teeth so close to his member.

    I ended up removing a piece of the doughnut and eating it then going back to oral. Which felt a little weird. More like a snack break than a sexy way of incorporating food into foreplay. On the other hand, I’ve never given a tastier BJ. And D. freaking loved it. He said it made the whole experience just feel different and like he didn’t know what to expect next. If you have an oral formula and don’t mix up your style much, I definitely recommend this. Even if the main oral event is the same as usual, using food during the foreplay part of it forces you to go at a different pace and use different techniques.

    After we finished and we were just chilling in bed, D. reached for a donette and said, “Mmm junk food.” (At least he didn’t sing, “It’s my dick in a doughnut” to the tune of “Dick in a Box”…oh wait, he did that too.)

    Have you ever brought food into the bedroom? Would you try to doughnut-around-the-shaft trick?

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    2. 1 year ago  Notes (108)
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        Yea I dated a woman who had a cucumber fetish. Can be fun but always slip a jimmy over those things before you use...
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        time. Who does she...all things.. Goddamnit. I’m all for experimentation
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        Has any good ever come from a Cosmo sex tip?
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